Original Empty Nester Design  Original design which has been worn by thousands, including those nearly famous!

Original Empty Nester Design
Original design which has been worn by thousands, including those nearly famous!

PREMIUM UNISEX T :: $25
available colors: White | Ice Blue
sizes: XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The Premium Unisex Tee is a classic crewneck t-shirt by Next Level Apparel.

This shirt is usually made with a 60/40 blend of cotton and poly. All fabric is combed and ringspun for a soft texture and premium feel.

Original Empty Nest Design  Original design which has been worn by thousands, including those nearly famous!

Original Empty Nest Design
Original design which has been worn by thousands, including those nearly famous!

PULLOVER HOODIE :: $45
color: white
sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The Pullover Hoodie is a classic unisex hooded sweatshirt by Gildan Activewear.

All hoodies are a 50/50 blend of cotton and poly.


Original Empty Nester Design

Original Empty Nester Design

WOMEN’S SLIM FIT T :: $25
colors: Ice Blue | Dark Heather Grey | White
sizes: S M L XL 2XL

The Women’s Slim-Fit Tee is usually sourced from Next Level Apparel. This shirt is usually made with a 60/40 blend of cotton and poly. An exception is the Dark Heather Grey which is 100% cotton. All fabric is combed and ringspun for a soft texture.

Please note: Compared to a unisex tee, this shirt runs very small. Please consider ordering two sizes up.

Empty Nester Lounge T-Shirt   An early version of our iconic cigar-chomping bluebird, Kevin.

Empty Nester Lounge T-Shirt
An early version of our iconic cigar-chomping bluebird, Kevin.

PREMIUM UNISEX T :: $25
colors: Dark Heather Grey | Ice Blue | White
sizes: XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The Premium Unisex Tee is a classic crewneck t-shirt by Next Level Apparel. This shirt is usually made with a 60/40 blend of cotton and poly. All fabric is combed and ringspun for a soft texture and premium feel.


Empty Nester Lounge T-Shirt   An early version of our iconic cigar-chomping bluebird, Kevin.

Empty Nester Lounge T-Shirt
An early version of our iconic cigar-chomping bluebird, Kevin.

LONG SLEEVE T :: $33
colors: Light Blue | White | Sport Grey
sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The Long Sleeve Tee is a unisex shirt by a Gildan Activewear.
This classic fit shirt is 100% preshrunk, heavyweight cotton.

Empty Nester Lounge Martini Design   Dedicated to the now empty coop! Behold, the Empty Nester Brand™ Hoodie!

Empty Nester Lounge Martini Design
Dedicated to the now empty coop! Behold, the Empty Nester Brand™ Hoodie!

PULLOVER HOODIE :: $45
colors: Light Blue | Sport Grey
sizes: S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The Pullover Hoodie is a classic unisex hooded sweatshirt by Gildan Activewear.
All hoodies are a 50/50 blend of cotton and poly.