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My Top 11 Band Names from Maryland Deathfest XVII

Concert poster | Maryland Deathfest XVII

Concert poster | Maryland Deathfest XVII

My Top 11 Band Names from Maryland Deathfest XVII

My wife and I recently traveled to Baltimore for our nephew's graduation from Johns Hopkins. My sister-in-law was kind enough to reserve a room for us at the haunted Lord Baltimore Hotel (little girl ghost, Molly wanders the 19th floor with her red ball), which is right down the street from the Royal Farms Arena (naming rights acquired by a regional Wawa competitor) where the ceremony took place.

 
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In addition to graduation guests, and occasional tourist, we shared the hotel with a plethora of performers from several Death Metal bands, who were performing at the weekend's Deathfest concert.

By the way, despite their Mad Max attire, skull ink, and free form facial hair, the majority of these folks were fairly soften spoken and polite.

So without further explanation, the following is my list of the Top 11 Band Names from Maryland Deathfest XVII.

11. Church of Misery

10. Disharmonic Orchestra

9. Majestic Downfall

8. Malignancy

7. Embludgeonment

6. Guttural Secrete

5. Dead in the Manger

4. Squash Bowels

3. Hummingbird of Death

2. Grotesque Organ Defilement

1. Neckbeard Deathcamp